ALPHABET OF MANHOOD


A IS FOR ADAM’S APPLE - ONLY MEN HAVE THEM

B IS FOR BLOWJOB - ONLY MEN ENJOY THEM

C IS FOR COOL

D IS FOR DRAINED AS IN ….. GETTING DRAINED BY A GOOD BLOWJOB IS COOL!

E IS FOR ERECTION - ONLY MEN GET THEM

F IS FOR FELLATIO

G IS FOR GLORYHOLE

H IS FOR HARD-ON - ONLY MEN GET THEM

I IS FOR THE MAN WHO SAYS “I HAVE A HARD-ON AND I NEED FELLATIO AT THE GLORYHOLE”

J IS FOR JOHNSON

K IS FOR KEWL AS IN IT’S “KEWL” TO GET YOUR JOHNSON SUCKED

L IS FOR LICK AS IN “LICK” MY NUTS

M IS FOR MANHOOD … WE SHOULD ALL EMBRACE IT!

N IS FOR NEVER AS IN “NEVER SEND A BOY TO DO A MAN’S JOB!”

O IS FOR ORGASM AS IN “OH, OOOH SHIT--I’M GONNA SHOOT!”

P IS FOR PENIS, PETER, OR PRICK AS IN COCK, KNOB, ROD, STIFFER, WOODIE, UNIT, MANHOOD … AND THE LIST GOES ON!

Q IS FOR QUICKIE SOMETHING MEN ENJOY ONCE IN A WHILE (TAKING YOUR TIME IS BETTER THOUGH!)

R IS FOR RANDY AS IN WHENEVER A MAN GETS “RANDY” A HARD-ON IS INEVITABLE; OR WHEN A MAN GETS A HARD-ON BEING “RANDY” IS INEVITABLE!

S IS FOR SQUIRT

T IS FOR “TAKE YOUR TIME AND DO THE JOB RIGHT”

U IS FOR UNIT AS IN U NEED YOUR UNIT SUCKED

V IS FOR “VROOM” THE SOUND OF A MANS DRIVE AS HE POUNDS FACE AT GLORY DAZE!

W IS FOR WILD AS IN “IT’S A WILD TIME AT GLORY DAZE”

X IS FOR X MARKS THE SPOT WHERE TO DRILL A HOLE IN MY WALL

Y IS FOR YOU AS IN YOU DESERVE A GREAT BLOWJOB!

Z IS FOR Z END AS IN YOU HAVE COME TO Z END OF THE ALPHABET