Wednesday, February 15, 2012

DEEPTHROAT ... NOW I'VE FOUND MY TINKLER ... & THE BELLS I'LL SURELY HEAR ...

THANK YOU LINDA LOVELACE ...




You started it all; because, you wanted more than a lot of little tingles.

DEEPTHROAT 101

"DEEPTHROAT AVAILABLE HERE" ... if you've been to Glory Daze you've seen it.  The 3' X 3' sign is right in front of you as you open the door (above the lcd movie screen).  And as you step up to the gloryhole, look to your right, there you will see a smaller sign that says "Deepthroat ... once you've experienced it, nothing else satisfies."  Yes, the urge to penetrate deep, is something every man has in him.  But, the ability to take it deep, does not come naturally to all those who call themselves COCKSUCKERS


It's a practiced skill, one in which going for extended periods without air, is for some a difficult task.  It's a skill I practice every day.  Yes, I have my toys.  And no, rubber is not as good as the real thing.  I also practice when I drink a beer.  Yep, I order bottled beer and when I take a drink, I throw my head back and slide the bottle as far down my gullet as I can get it.  All the while, swallowing the brew thats drowning my throat.  Yes, this gets me some strange looks, frequently a free beer, and often all the dudes in the bar suddenly become my best buddy (yep, dudes wanna penetrate deep).  Frequently, my visitors tell me other COCKSUCKERS won't DEEPTHROAT.  Here's the basic, go down as far as you can, and then SWALLOW.  Yep, that's right, SWALLOW, just as if you were taking a drink.  This will allow the penis your sucking to truly penetrate your throat.  Now, of course, once it's there, you will gag and want to back off, or probably both.  It will take a lot of practice and effort to be able to keep it there for an extended time.  But, here's another basic, back off (not all the way - but enough to allow your epiglotis to open) and when you back off breathe in through your nose allowing air to get to your lungs.  Then, go down, SWALLOW again and then back off again, breathing as you do, continue this repeatedly.  As you do, you will note the penis will become more engorged and your likely to hear from your feeder (anything from "yeah thats good" to unintelligible sounds!).   This is an encouraging sign, because it means you soon will be getting your reward!  If you don't already have his nutz in your hand (this comes naturally to any decent COCKSUCKER -- the balls are so important!) gently rub your index finger around each of them, even back off long enough to take a big breath of air and roll his nads around in your mouth (GENTLY! -- I'm assuming if you're reading this you're a guy -- and you know never to play ruff with a mans nutz (unless he requests it -- that's another post!)).  Then, continue the deepthroat, backoff and breathe process till you get his babybatter.   Here's another basic, as he approaches the big blastoff (you'll be able to tell -- severe hardening of his cock, ballz will tighten up, and unless he's trying to be quiet, alot of noise) at this point, make sure you are in the deepthroat part of the cycle.   This will allow his seed to give your throat a good whitewashing!


It's one thing to try to put into words how to DEEPTHROAT, but a video demonstration is better.  And who better to show you than the original DEEPTHROAT herself LINDA LOVELACE.  Yes, I admit the movie is old (made before I was even born!)  But,  I watch it when I want to see a genuine DEEPTHROAT COCKSUCKER at work.  It's also one of the funniest movies ever made; as well as being credited with making porn "mainstream".   Yes, I have a copy downloaded on my laptop.  I have stripped off the original DEEPTHROAT scene where she learns her clitoris (tickler - haha) is in the back of her throat and she attempts to set off the bells by performing on Dr. Young (the hilarious Harry Rheems!).  The scene continues thru to the "HOUSTON, WE HAVE BLASTOFF" bit where Linda smiles with pleasure as she has received Dr. Youngs babybatter!  Yes, Linda taught all COCKSUCKERS that DEEPTHROAT is possible and can be enjoyed by both the feeder and the COCKSUCKER.  WATCH, LEARN AND ENJOY!  And as the closing credits to the movie say "DEEPTHROAT TO ALL!"  -- Rod Swallow